"Its not a funeral, its a celebration of life service." "...well that's too long. I'm gonna call it an effing funeral. "

my mom was super angsty on friday. like, srsly. I thought she had PMS or something. Ashely and Dad went to the funeral too. When the Chaplain did the list of names of people my grampa knew and survived by he said Ashley's name. She gasped and started crying XD. I thought it was cute.
They didn't put Jerrad's name though. I don't give a fuck either C:

Did I tell you they got his trial over with? Did I tell you he's in jail for Mutherfucking 15 YEARS?
yeah


I realized I'm not gonna get a full week of school until the first of december, and I haven't since...*thinks* Halloween.

Gawd I'm gonna be so glad when winter break rolls around so I can get a break

In other news
in other
very
very
terrible
news

I saw fucking new moon yesterday. yeah. Murreh was going so I figured "why not?"
the theater was buttfull of people that were either !) fat chicks 2) blond chicks or 3) guys. (including guy parents. About half of the audience consisted of guys.)
They showed a preview that had Robert Pattinson in it, and EVERYFUCKINGONE in the theater screamed. Then I think the chicks behind us were crying near the end, which was DRAWN OUT AS FUCK. The last thirty minutes consisted of twenty minutes of akward silence and slow motion. Fuck, half the movie was in SLOW FUCKING MOTION. WHUT?
Mary and I were laughing and calling Bella a whore the entire time. Then when Edweird left, I said (quite loudly) "Its about fucking time" And before the movie, Mary and I were discussing Jacob, and how he's so much better than Edweird (yes, I do sincerly like JAcob. Stfu) and the chick behind us started a convorsation VERY LOUDLY and out of nowhere, about "Oh, I think I like both." Then she said at the end she liked Edweird better. And me and mary were like "whut?"

And
at the fucking end
they started Clapping

WHAT?
When we were getting up I yelled at them "SHUT UP! JESUS CHRIST YOU PEOPLE THOUGHT THAT WAS GOOD? I'D RATHER STICK A DIRTY PRISON SPOON INTO MY NECK THAN WATCH THAT AGAIN. THAT WAS THE WORST PIECE OF CRAP I EVER SAW" to which they shut up XD.


...then I lost my wallet But I found it again XD

rantrantrant I should go see what movie Dad ERic and I wanna see today
is The Fourth Kind any good?

I'll totally give mega brownie points to whoever can guess what the prison spoon and neck thing is from >D


(sh-shattered memories uggugguggugg)